Jake Shane is just being honest about how he’d handle these real-life Confessays from Cosmo readers—even if he doesn’t totally relate. From flirty texts written by ChatGPT—A(I) for effort!—to stressing over a partner’s body count (‘Love Island’ has entered the chat), Jake may not have lived through every scenario, but his advice still hits. If he said “I love you” first and didn’t hear it back? You better bet he’s pulling a Blair Waldorf and saying, “XOXO, ‘Gossip Girl.’”
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